‘MERICA
(Source: sandandglass)
Perfect
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
tangerines all day every day
(Source: mr-lindsey)
i just want to fucking jazzercise in peace, goddammit.
i like to call my hairstyle going to sleep and hoping for the best
(Source: staralfur-sparklehorses)